Pacific Nights

Here’s Part II of my “Procrastination Central” writing series…
It’s to the tune of Dido’s “Thank You” and based on my math teacher… (THe Hey hey hey hey hey… guy)

Thank you
This class is old, I’m wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can’t think at all
and even if I could I would be bored to death
but that clock up on the wall
It reminds me that it’s 8am as asleep I start to fall….

Studied too much last night, got sums to do
My head just feels in pain
I’m late for school and there’ll be hell to pay
NO PARKING SPACE AGAIN
And I forgot the disk my paper’s on
and I might not last the day

and then you called on me and it’s 8am
YES it’s that bad

And I
want to thank you
For making this the worst day of my life….

And Oh…
To be in class with you…
Is making this the worst day of my life!

Pushed the door I’m home at last
What I learned I have no clue
And then I open up my books
And all I see is you
And now I wish that I had dropped this class
But what am I to do
THE FINAL”S NEARING…..

And I
want to thank you
For making this the worst day of my life….

And Oh..
To be in class with you…
Is making this the worst day of my life!